A Eulogy

BRONAN THE BARBARIAN was the world's greatest humor blogger and mankind's final hope for salvation.

Over two years and one million page views later, Bronan's mighty battle cry was crushed beneath the weight of fat acceptance, his own ego and ten thousand hand-signed copies of Celtic Frost's Cold Lake.

Bronan died as he lived, cranking death metal while banging sorority girls in the back of a 1991 Toyota Camry. May his soul battle eternally in Valhalla.

Legend says Bronan's barbaric spirit still haunts the following sites:
Unleash The Beef
Delicious Tacos
Bang Some Chicks
FlyFreshAndYoung
Cakes & Shakes
Jack Donovan
Nigel's Big Game Blog
Wall Street Playboys
The 3 Bromigos
Danger & Play
Roosh V